When Hegemonist Pig Man (hereinafter HPM) locked me out of my own file system with Microsoft Millenium, I went to Suse Linux, simply becuase that was what was most available at the time. Suse was fun and I got real used to it, but over the years, it made a number of engineering and marketing mistakes, the worst of which were HPM-esque marketing tactics. I’m sorry, there’s only room on this planet for one HPM, and when it comes right down to it, we don’t even need him.
So when early this year Suse locked me out as root on my own machine, I bid a tearful farewell to a losing wanabee, and went to Ubuntu for the exact same reason as the above. It had become most available. Ubuntu is based on the German distrubution Debian. I’m sure this name comes from the .de extension which is used for German documents in open source. Debian is a truly scary operating system if what you’re used to is Suse. Suse doesn’t hold your hand, but Debian basically says, “I’m sorry, but I won’t talk to you at all until you master my command line.” So I spent a couple of weeks doing that, finally succeeding in compiling a software package with a cranky obsolete version that cost me $12.50 at Borders Books, on a machine that was offline.
If you run open source, you get used to configuration nightmares. They come with the territory. But the saving grace is that these operating systems have self-healing capacities, which are increasing over time. A lot of times, after your machine has spent an hour giving you error messages which are basically discussions of your stupidity from its point of view, your best bet is to ignore it and go have a cup of coffee. leave it running, but just go away. Quite often, it will figure out the problem if you leave it alone for a while.
In this case the revelation about Ubuntu was getting on line with it. The first thing it did was to go find its daddy. There were 350 updates available. But better than that, I was able to download the current distribution release. So I went from “Intrepid Ibex” to “Jaunty Jackalope” in one fell swoop. Actually it took a couple of hours, but Suse never offered to change the entire release like that. And I find that Jackalope is really a lot more my speed.
I’m sorry, but German engineering is unbeatable. Ubuntu runs faster than Suse, and it does more. Its idea of software is that you tell it what you want, and then it goes online and finds it and installs it, without any further ado. And with respect to speed online, all of these operating systems leave Microsoft in the dust.
My machine is truly bilingual. My current operating system installation is in Chinese, with an English-speaking desktop, because I found that that was the best way to get instant availablility to Chinese language input, and a full range of Chinese fonts. I can switch languages with one mouse-click. This kind of installation also provides the ability to toggle to a broad range of third-world languages with other scripts. For example, I could also write Japanese, Tibetan, Hindi, Korean, or Thai if I had some reason to do that. This reflects the fact that HPM’s plot for world-domination has failed. Much of the third world prefers Linux, as well it might. It’s just more, um, human. if not to say humane.

Namu Amida Butsu
Xing Ping

